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A Republican senator confesses

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To the editor:

To kiss the rump of Donald Trump /  Is something I can’t deny / I know I’m being a traitor / I’ll get primaried if I don’t comply / But Trump is definitely not the king /  He’s just a front for Musk/ Money is the important thing / To kowtow to Elon he must. 

I know I sold my soul to Trump / It’s the price I have to pay / I’d do it again 100 times / In the Senate I will stay.

Putin and Musk are tyrants / Who hate our democratic nation / Trump only knows about revenge / The dummy faked his education / But I will follow Trump and Musk / Whatever they will do / To hell with Ukraine and Europe / And the American suckers too.

Senator Vile X. Sycophant, (R-New Greenland)

Michael Gorman

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