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My name is Donald J. Trump.
I am the President of the U.S.A.
Voters elected me to save the day
from the horrors of liberalism’s song.
Dance to the lute all ye oppressors,
for Trump is the man, from shore to sea.
A champion of the American values,
Freedom for all people, one and all.
No prejudices have I to carry.
I walk upright in hope and cheer.
To the peoples of the world I say,
If you want to come to America,
the land of the free and strong.
Ye must come to America legally.
America, the bright and shining star.
A beacon of hope and worldly charm.
From the stars to the blue sea.
We will spread our ways of freedom,
to all who embrace our laws and charm.
To humanity, I extend brotherly love.
I welcome thee to America in glee.
Respect our laws that serve us well.
And America will extend open arms to thee.
To the people of the world who flee oppression,
let freedom loudly sing.
Come to America legally!
Robert Sica
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krell1349
Another fictional letter. And a big joke. You must be kidding.
Thursday, March 5 Report this
fcannisi
What drivel. Trump wants to "welcome thee to America with glee"?
I guess that's why Trump eliminated the diversity visa lottery, family migration, rescinded legal status to 1.6 million green card and TPS holders, cut refugee admissions caps from 1 million to 50,000/year and asked Congress to pass the RAISE Act which would cut green card issues in half. Trump is even trying to end birthright citizenship for BABIES born here of immigrant parents. Let's see how "extended open" Trump's arms are to the Iranian refugees his war is creating.
Word Man a,k.a. Robert Sica lives in the MAGA Bizzaro world.
Thursday, March 5 Report this
Valete
Read it and weep!
Thursday, March 5 Report this
krell1349
Nonsense and drivel, yes!!!!
Friday, March 6 Report this
Valete
An Ode to Donald tells it like it is.
Like it or not, Trump is the man!
Under pressure, he does not fizz.
He eliminated the man in Iran.
Bowing to people’s cheers and tears.
Mr. Trump proved that he can,
end the Ayatollah’s reign and fears.
Without fanfare, Trump and Israel,
ended the Ayatollah’s evil sneers.
For Israel’s precision, sky-rocket,
beaned the Ayatollah drinking his beers!
Now the terrorists want peace talks.
But Trump is tired of their empty talk!
Friday, March 6 Report this
Valete
You call the Ode to Donald drivel; I call it convivial and civil!
Friday, March 6 Report this
wpeakes
LOL...one man's trash is another man's treasure!
Friday, March 6 Report this
Valete
That’s a matter of opinion!
Saturday, March 7 Report this