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To the editor:
Can you think of anyone who would have despised Donald Trump more than the spokesman for the little guy and gal, Woody Guthrie? I submit this as an updated version of Woody’s classic to reflect the times.
This land is my land, this land is my land
From the West Coast commies to the New York woke-land
From the oil refineries to the Mar-A-Lago
This land was especially made for me
As I went golfing on my own golf course
I saw a migrant and we had to use force
He tried to escape and run away
Now he’s long gone from the USA
I have high walls around my castles
Well guarded by my military vassals
And all around me a voice was sounding
You’re the one God chose to lead his flock
The sun was shining but I was cranky
Musk was bugging me with his hanky-panky
I may not have a single real friend on earth
But this land was made just for me
I passed my big bad beautiful bill
With the help of all my congressional shills
I screwed Americans both left and right
And they never saw it coming — out of sight!
Michael J. Gorman
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Valete
A Patriot’s Song
Beyond hope and fear.
In the great halls of Trump Tower.
Plays a symphony of success.
Each symphony tells a heartfelt story.
Every musical note of hope and glory.
Crescendoing verses of freedom ring.
As the people decry Biden, the king.
Trump supporters sing, Hail to the Chief.
Tuesday, July 8, 2025 Report this
Admin
When I was a child, there was a re-write of that Woody Guthrie song. I don't know which child came up with it, but it's certainly one that I can imagine the overgrown child in the White House singing: This land is my land/and only my land/If you don't get off/I'll shoot your head off/I got a shotgun/and you don't got one/This land was made for only me.
Wednesday, July 9, 2025 Report this
Valete
I can imagine President Trump, in the White House, reciting a poem about shining stars with pure, majestic voices.
Oh, raise your heads and voice.
Give us manners and virtue.
For we are shining stars.
Our voices filled with glee.
Pure as heaven, majestic and free.
Wednesday, July 9, 2025 Report this
fcannisi
Quad Zero, I can also imagine Trump reciting that same poem in the Oval Office- when the cameras are rolling.
Once the cameras leave, I can also envision him laughing uncontrollably at the thought that anyone took him seriously.
Thursday, July 10, 2025 Report this
Valete
Put in opinion verse if you can, reenjoe!
Friday, July 11, 2025 Report this
Valete
reenjoe, it’s most pleasing to know that you have an imagination!
Friday, July 11, 2025 Report this
Valete
Patriot’s Dream
Arlo Guthrie
1976
Arlo Guthrie’s song “Patriot’s Dream” adds another dimension to the debate..
Patriot’s Dream [
Verse 1
Living now, here, but for fortune
Placed by fate’s mysterious schemes
Who’d believe that we’re the ones asked to
Try to rekindle the patriot’s dreams
Verse 2
Arise, sweet destiny, time runs short
All of your patience has heard their retort
Hear us now, for alone we can’t seem
To try to rekindle the patriot’s dreams
Verse 3
Can you hear the words being whispered
All along the American stream
Tyrants freed, the just are imprisoned
Try to rekindle the patriot’s dreams
Verse 4
Ah, but perhaps too much is being asked of too few
You and your children have nothing to do
Hear us now, for alone we can’t seem
To try to rekindle the patriot’s dreams.
Friday, July 11, 2025 Report this